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About Me

"She dreams in color, she dreams in red..."

'Ello, babies! My name is Fallon. I'm classy, sassy with a whole lotta ASSY! Professional hussy, soiled dove, harlot, Pyrate Queen, and redhead. But above ALL, you will quickly realize I am the BIGGEST DORK OF ALL TIME. I love life and intend to live it to the FULLEST EXTENT! Whoever said "all things in moderation" was a boring twit!

My hobbies include: Pyrate events, Renaissance Faires, vaudeville, costume design, costume consulting, corsetry and painting murals!

Pyrates are a passion of mine and I go to Pyrate Faires & events when I can!
I have been obsessed with black & white stripes since I was young. I wanted to grow up to be a "saloon girl" and the redhead wench up for auction on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.....check and CHECK. I adore Nicole Kidman & Moulin Rouge! Love all things TIM BURTON & DANNY ELFMAN (except "Planet of the Apes")! Half of my closet is leopard print the other half is red and black. No joke. I love classic movies and burlesque. My favorite color is RED and most everything in my life is red in one way or another. I make my daughter watch "MOMMIE DEAREST" so she'll think I'm a good mom. I love going to the theatre (stage), especially musicals and Phantom of the Opera is the BEST musical of all time....period....if you don't think so, leave my website immediately. *wink* I am a "PK" (preacher's kid), so I guess that explains a lot about me. I don't have ANY tattoos but I LOVE them! I have a "thing" for bear skin rugs. I have size "S" feet....for "Sasquatch". I am Norwegian and German. I was bred to wield a rune-inlaid sword to protect the Viking village while giving birth to 3 babies at once......SIDE BY SIDE. No chance in Hell to be petite. As the great Reverend Horton Heat would say, "If you're gonna build a barn, then build it stout!"
Amen, Reverend.

THINGS I LOVE:
GOD, my daughter, MUSIC (it's my oxygen), my 2 Jack Russell Terriers "Mini Me" & "Xena: Terrier Princess", the words "broad" and "dame", Disneyland (I will ride Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion ALL DAY LONG...no, REALLY....I never leave New Orleans Square, unless the churro cart moves), the genius art of Marc Davis, MAC makeup, Dove chocolate, milk in a frosted glass, creme brulee, room service, crazy heels, foot massages after wearing crazy heels, Arizona sunsets and monsoons, thunder storms, roller coasters, Jack Russell Terriers, chickens (God's funniest creation), manatees (sea cows), my PT Cruzer convertible, gifts!, vintage stuff (Victorian & 1930's-1950's), wearing corsets, taking off corsets, torso massages after taking off corsets, Vikings, Valkyries & Norse mythology, eBay, listening to the banjo, steel guitar, harmonica or harpsichord, Mimosas in the morning and Groundhog Day.

THINGS THAT ASTOUND ME:
Joan Crawford's eyebrows and Gene Wilder's hair.

THINGS I DISLIKE OR IRRITATE:
Christmas, talking on telephones, the smell of skunk, people who don't move when you say "excuse me", people who chew with their mouths open (bad table manners), people who don't use their turn signals, drivers who are rude to truckers (give 'em a break), people who burp without saying "excuse me", people who don't say "bless you" when you sneeze, people who are cruel to animals, perscription medicine commercials, and I'm none too fond of cats.

Thanks for taking the time to read about me!


	About Me "She dreams in color, she dreams in red..." 'Ello, babies! My name is Fallon. I'm classy, sassy with a whole lotta ASSY! Professional hussy, soiled dove, harlot, Pyrate Queen, and redhead. But above ALL, you will quickly realize I am the BIGGEST DORK OF ALL TIME. I love life and intend to live it to the FULLEST EXTENT! Whoever said "all things in moderation" was a boring twit! My hobbies include: Pyrate events, Renaissance Faires, vaudeville, costume design, costume consulting, corsetry and painting murals! Pyrates are a passion of mine and I go to Pyrate Faires & events when I can! I have been obsessed with black & white stripes since I was young. I wanted to grow up to be a "saloon girl" and the redhead wench up for auction on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.....check and CHECK. I adore Nicole Kidman & Moulin Rouge! Love all things TIM BURTON & DANNY ELFMAN (except "Planet of the Apes")! Half of my closet is leopard print the other half is red and black. No joke. I love classic movies and burlesque. My favorite color is RED and most everything in my life is red in one way or another. I make my daughter watch "MOMMIE DEAREST" so she'll think I'm a good mom. I love going to the theatre (stage), especially musicals and Phantom of the Opera is the BEST musical of all time....period....if you don't think so, leave my website immediately. wink I am a "PK" (preacher's kid), so I guess that explains a lot about me. I don't have ANY tattoos but I LOVE them! I have a "thing" for bear skin rugs. I have size "S" feet....for "Sasquatch". I am Norwegian and German. I was bred to wield a rune-inlaid sword to protect the Viking village while giving birth to 3 babies at once......SIDE BY SIDE. No chance in Hell to be petite. As the great Reverend Horton Heat would say, "If you're gonna build a barn, then build it stout!" Amen, Reverend. THINGS I LOVE: GOD, my daughter, MUSIC (it's my oxygen), my 2 Jack Russell Terriers "Mini Me" & "Xena: Terrier Princess", the words "broad" and "dame", Disneyland (I will ride Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion ALL DAY LONG...no, REALLY....I never leave New Orleans Square, unless the churro cart moves), the genius art of Marc Davis, MAC makeup, Dove chocolate, milk in a frosted glass, creme brulee, room service, crazy heels, foot massages after wearing crazy heels, Arizona sunsets and monsoons, thunder storms, roller coasters, Jack Russell Terriers, chickens (God's funniest creation), manatees (sea cows), my PT Cruzer convertible, gifts!, vintage stuff (Victorian & 1930's-1950's), wearing corsets, taking off corsets, torso massages after taking off corsets, Vikings, Valkyries & Norse mythology, eBay, listening to the banjo, steel guitar, harmonica or harpsichord, Mimosas in the morning and Groundhog Day. THINGS THAT ASTOUND ME: Joan Crawford's eyebrows and Gene Wilder's hair. THINGS I DISLIKE OR IRRITATE: Christmas, talking on telephones, the smell of skunk, people who don't move when you say "excuse me", people who chew with their mouths open (bad table manners), people who don't use their turn signals, drivers who are rude to truckers (give 'em a break), people who burp without saying "excuse me", people who don't say "bless you" when you sneeze, people who are cruel to animals, perscription medicine commercials, and I'm none too fond of cats. Thanks for taking the time to read about me!